Eau de crap

I had a great day in Lafayette with K and D. We had an amazing lunch at La Pizzaria and D found the perfect bathing suit so the trip was a sucess. I went to have dinner at my grandparents and grandma and I were watching My First Place whne my brother called to say he was coming in tonight instead of tommorrow so I had to haul like a bat out of hell to clean this house.

My house is normally clean but my guest room bed needed to be changed and the bathroom needed to be tidyed up. I went in the guest room to change sheets and I noticed it smelled a little funny. The house has smelled like construction since we did the repairs after Ike but this was a different smell. Make no mistake about it folks, it was the smell of shit. Dog shit. 10 piles of it to be exact. Between the bed and the wall was Moo's private restroom. After letting a few F bombs fly and thanking God I do not have carpet, I cleaned it all up, mopped the floor with Odo Ban and went on my way. For anyone wondering "why in the hell did you not notice 10 shit bombs" Well I never ever go in there, it's at the very end of the house and the shit was carefully hidden. Plus my Wallflowers and frequent Febrezing in the living room and office masked the smell. *Runs to Wal-Mart to purchase a baby gate to block that little mf-er from going down the hall*